DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
This weekend if anyone asks me for my number, I’m going to say “sure hun, let me put it in your phone” THEN I’m going to text STORM to 80888 to donate to the Salvation Army, or REDCROSS to 90999 to donate to Red Cross, or FOOD to 32333 for regional food bank.
10 bucks donated and if they’re cute.
(and before anyone says “omg that’s mean”. shush, it’s for a good cause)